Everyone wants to rule the world, but only a precious few have the skills to create an ironclad plan of attack. Simple, direct, and delightfully unprincipled, this guide contains tales of global power mongering from every age and endeavors to show dilettante dictators and tyrants-to-be just how it's done. Tips are provided on creating a personal flag, what type of puppet government to establish, how to squelch free speech, and, most important, how to handle enemies. Also included are humorous full-color illustrations, sidebars on admirable despots, and self-quizzes that allow readers to see if they have what it takes to conquer the world.
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"How to handle all the wealth, sex, and paranoia that comes with absolute power..." -- The Salt Lake Tribune, April 2003. "Tongue only slightly in cheek... he looks to famous despots of history..." -- The Middletown Journal. "Has much advice to impart... pays homage to historical conquistadors... also provides dictator dating tips..." -- New York Daily News.
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